When I was young, (back in the day) I thought I knew tired. I thought that tired and I were well acquainted from my many late nights spent with the internet. I had school and homework, extracurricular activities (boyfriend), important things to tend to (boyfriend), and a boyfriend (boyfriend). I had no idea what exhaustion was.
And now, five years, four moves, two point five kids and a dog, two deployments, innumerable mini-disasters (and a partridge in a pear tree) later, I am so tired that I've entered a whole new realm of exhaustion. A realm so powerful that it enables me to travel through time (that's to say nothing of the delirium and randomness that comes with complete and utter exhaustion). Or at least manipulate it at random (not at will though, unfortunately).
For instance, it's Friday now, but the last day I recall registering was... Wednesday(?). Time travel.
And also, I thought it may have been Saturday since time had managed to slow to a near stop. Time manipulation.
Basically, at any given time, it may be any given time. So, I'm going to hop in my Delorean (delirium) and go back! To the future!!
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