with 2.4 kids and a dog.
I'm not a physician or a scientist or savvy with anatomy, but it seems to me that .4 kids is probably a little difficult to make. That's not even my point. The main point here is the dog. Really? Two point four kids AND a dog. The All-American family has clearly not observed the canine-like activities of 2.4 kids.
I've considered getting a dog. Even done it once. What I discovered is that I already had enough dog-like goings-on and that a dog was too much like a kid. Don't be mad. Just think about it. They all whine when they want to go outside. They all pee on the floor. They eat weird stuff. Sometimes they even all play in the toilet. There are times when none of them wants to take a bath. And there's the whole issue of being slobbered on. My conclusion was "Holy Crap!!! Our kids are dogs!!!"
Not that there's much wrong with that, I mean they are man's best friend. (the dog, not the kids) All I'm saying is that they could at least have a kennel for your kids when you go on vacation.
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