The guys in his shop actually want to make him into a meme. Yeah, it's that serious.
One day, we were taking a shower. Yeah
together. No, don't get excited, we've been married almost nine years
and have two kids, it's a time management thing. But Hubs turns to me
and is all like, “So I forgot that I can't do stuff at work that
I'd do at home.” I'm all like Omigod... smh what did he do? I, of
course, knowing men, suggest scratching his balls or farting in front
of the boss or something. No, no no no. This one was special. Like
riding on the short bus special. This is what the hubs said:
“I tried to put my helmet on
backward. Like with the reflectors in front like a mask... I didn't
work. And I was standing in a big group of guys that are all staring
at me like what the hell.”
So naturally when we got out of the
shower, I tried it. I mean you have to do a double blind study to be
totally sure of things. Turns out we're like the blind leading the
blind because I'll be dipped if it totally didn't work. Bummer.
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