I am a disaster with electronic devices. Seriously! I got a swanky new iPad for taxes. Yeah, it's a holiday. But I got this cool iPad cause I had an iPhone and if you have one iThing, you have to get more iCrap. So iDid. Then iHappened. Well, it wasn't all me. The girl helped. By our powers combined we will...
She launched it off the arm of the couch and it shattered into a million tiny dead hipster dreams. Sad iPanda.
Then there was the printer debacle. I killed two in as many days. I'm telling you. I am an evil mastermind. So here's the deal, it seems you can't get all excited and PRINT ALL THE THINGS!!! Because, it turns out printers can't hold ALL THE PAPER... I had no idea you couldn't shove an entire ream of paper into a crappy little printer. It freaked out and died. So we got a new crappy little printer. And what did iDo? In my infinite wisdom, I again tried to LOAD ALL THE PAPER!!! It DIED ALL TO HELL!!! They get paper jams. Paper Jams!!!
And last but not least... my sidekick in inadvertently rendering me off the grid decided to fling my laptop from the arm of the sofa... I feel like I should learn a lesson... But if they didn't want us to put things on the sofa arms, then sofas shouldn't come with arms. KTHXBYE.
This is maybe the second or third time she's knocked this poor laptop off of something... But it's still trucking. Though, the corner of the casing is starting to come off, some of the plastic is chipped, and my left button for the touch pad is a bit wonky, oh and I killed the cover trying to pry it off like a Neanderthal instead of, oh, iDunno, just slide it off like you're supposed to.
It's cause I'm an electronics slaying gangster and shit.
